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dear mcdonalds,

stick to making egg mcmuffins.

love,
leigh

*a mcrib haiku*

what’s between the bread?
pork gets mcnugget treatment
pickles cannot help

daughter has stuffed nose
masking chewy tastelessness
gives a big thumbs up

son refuses bite
dines on halloween candy
smartest one in bunch

5 Responses to “ode to the McRib – “i enjoyed the bun””

  1. mark

    You’re insane…They are all kinds of delicious!

  2. Bex

    I’ve never eaten anything from McDonalds and immediately thought, “Yep. That was a really solid plan. I’m glad I wolfed that burger down.”

  3. Hänni

    You’re a poet and I didn’t know it!

  4. Dom

    Is the McRib grilled Spam covered in sauce?

  5. The Colonel

    It probably beats chicken bought from a vendor on a Karachi street.
    Wow, loved that chicken tikka!!

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