today the hubs got lucky at the airport… and i wasn’t even there. apparently if you arrange your computer power cord and a watch in your carry on luggage “just so” you’re about to be on the receiving end of a fairly hardy same-sex groin groping without benefit of dinner and drinks first. in [...]

dear mcdonalds, stick to making egg mcmuffins. love, leigh *a mcrib haiku* what’s between the bread? pork gets mcnugget treatment pickles cannot help daughter has stuffed nose masking chewy tastelessness gives a big thumbs up son refuses bite dines on halloween candy smartest one in bunch

so this weekend i was shopping at the mall with my teenage daughter and we’re in abercrombie & fitch.  personally, i love shopping at A&F…because i can.  yes, it’s cheap crap, but it makes me feel young and skinny. so there. oh yeah, there’s always some nice boy-eye-candy working behind the counter. i guess this is the female equivalent [...]

so we’re into hanukkah full swing and xmas is just around the corner. we’ve been giving gifts to the kids all week but last night the hubs and i exchanged gifts with each other. we’ve been married for almost 15 years and at this point we’re keenly tuned in to each other’s *ahem* weaknesses, which [...]

dear jason, hey! long time no talk. i’m sorry, i haven’t been avoiding you…i’ve just been really busy. what have you been up to? i haven’t seen much of your naked torso lately. guess you’re just in a slump what with guy richie going off and making a film with that former has-been robert downey [...]

it was so nice to see my visitor counter shoot up the other day. guess writing a post every now and then will do that for you. so here we are. just you and me. let’s talk. some of you may have discovered my little site for this first time. and maybe you’re thinking, “you know, leighonline [...]

damn, i’m rusty…and in more ways than one. those of you who have read my blog know that i live a nostalgia filled existence fueled by a love of all things retro and a penchant for classic cocktails. some people do drugs, or smoke crack to escape. me? i pick a theme night, watch videos on YouTube and throw  back [...]

since the recent influx of adult users to facebook, it has evolved from a way for school aged kids to dis and make fun of each other into a way for the rest of us to…well, dis and make fun of each other as well. except in our case it’s not called cyber bullying, it’s called “reminiscing,” or posting [...]

master po: close your eyes. what do you hear? young kwai: i hear the water, i hear the birds. po: do you hear your own heartbeat? kwai: no. po:   ….oops.                                                     ******* dear david, frankly, i’m a little embarrassed for you. and not just because you are decidedly not chinese. we all know thailand is the destination for [...]

i know i’ve told you about my new job,  but what i may have failed to mention is that i am totally down with all the sistas at work. i feel like that alicia silverstone character in the movie beauty shop. only there’s no hot black dude with a bad case of reverse jungle fever for yours [...]