according to some internet sources, when jared, the subway sandwich guy was in college, he operated a successful business from his dorm room – porn running.
seriously? is anyone really surprised by this? he just looks like a creepy video store guy. supposedly he had an EXTENSIVE collection, which is *shocking*.
he probably decided to go into business to supplement his food budget. anyway, so he started renting the movies for $1.00 a pop, and things just took off.
you know, personally, i don’t know why he stopped. jared seems like a pretty shrewd guy. he probably could have revolutionized the porn/sandwich industry.
guy: yes, i’ll have an egg salad, extra mayo, and a copy of “dirty debutantes.”
jared: we’re having a special today, buy two sandwiches get a second video rental free.
guy: ok, i’ll also take a smoked turkey and “matchgame, the uncensored version.”
apparently business was booming. typically college students have a moderate amount of disposable income, are a great untapped market, and know a good bargain when they see it. look where it got michael dell.
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