so this weekend i was shopping at the mall with my teenage daughter and we’re in abercrombie & fitch. personally, i love shopping at A&F…because i can. yes, it’s cheap crap, but it makes me feel young and skinny. so there.
oh yeah, there’s always some nice boy-eye-candy working behind the counter. i guess this is the female equivalent of the pervy guy oogling hot asian chicks at the chinese takout place.
anyway, we’re waiting in line to be checked out by a pair of barely legal adonis’s running the registers.
1st him: are you ready to check out, ma’am?
me: yeah, sure.
1st him: would you like to get fierce?
me: (crickets)….uhhh, excuse me?
1st him: would you like to get fierce?
2nd him: that’s our new fragrance… would you like some?
me: …… oh, i’d like “some” … but i’m fierce enough already. thanks for asking though.
1st him and 2nd him: (nervous laughter)
it’s not nice to tease the cougar.
Leigh Online 
“Fierce” sounds like perfume for drag queens. I hate shopping at A&F, the music is too loud, the lights are too dim, and it smells…not fierce.
I am officially middle aged…..
You so funny!
Ha ha. I lol’d at “i’d like to get ‘some'”. No one has ever accused me of being hi-brow … or fierce!
Ha! MROW!
That’s hilarious!
By the way, you really need to blog more.
Thanks.
I love your blog. I used to wear Fierce, so I guess that makes me a young tenderoni?