ode to the McRib – “i enjoyed the bun”

dear mcdonalds,

stick to making egg mcmuffins.

love,
leigh

 

*a mcrib haiku*

what’s between the bread?
pork gets mcnugget treatment
pickles cannot help

 

daughter has stuffed nose
masking chewy tastelessness
gives a big thumbs up

son refuses bite
dines on halloween candy
smartest one in bunch

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5 thoughts on “ode to the McRib – “i enjoyed the bun”

  1. Bex

    I’ve never eaten anything from McDonalds and immediately thought, “Yep. That was a really solid plan. I’m glad I wolfed that burger down.”

    Reply

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