apparently if you arrange your computer power cord and a watch in your carry on luggage “just so” you’re about to be on the receiving end of a fairly hardy same-sex groin groping without benefit of dinner and drinks first.
in fact, airport security is very interested in your feedback on the whole experience.
airport security: so, was this your first time? what did you think?
hubs: well, not as bad as i thought it would be. in fact, as a frequent flyer, i appreciate all you guys are doing.
airport security: as long as it’s not to you, amiright?!
hubs: actually, i didn’t really mind it. in fact, if things are slow at home, i figure i can come down here and get a little action.
airport security: we’re here for you bro.