dear mcdonalds,
stick to making egg mcmuffins.
love,
leigh
*a mcrib haiku*
what’s between the bread?
pork gets mcnugget treatment
pickles cannot help
daughter has stuffed nose
masking chewy tastelessness
gives a big thumbs up
son refuses bite
dines on halloween candy
smartest one in bunch
Leigh Online 
You’re insane…They are all kinds of delicious!
I’ve never eaten anything from McDonalds and immediately thought, “Yep. That was a really solid plan. I’m glad I wolfed that burger down.”
You’re a poet and I didn’t know it!
Is the McRib grilled Spam covered in sauce?
It probably beats chicken bought from a vendor on a Karachi street.
Wow, loved that chicken tikka!!