according to some internet sources, when jared, the subway sandwich guy was in college, he operated a successful business from his dorm room – porn running. 
seriously? is anyone really surprised by this? he just looks like a creepy video store guy. supposedly he had an EXTENSIVE collection, which is *shocking*.
he probably decided to go into business to supplement his food budget. anyway, so he started renting the movies for $1.00 a pop, and things just took off.
you know, personally, i don’t know why he stopped. jared seems like a pretty shrewd guy. he probably could have revolutionized the porn/sandwich industry.
guy: yes, i’ll have an egg salad, extra mayo, and a copy of “dirty debutantes.”
jared: we’re having a special today, buy two sandwiches get a second video rental free.
guy: ok, i’ll also take a smoked turkey and “matchgame, the uncensored version.”
apparently business was booming. typically college students have a moderate amount of disposable income, are a great untapped market, and know a good bargain when they see it. look where it got michael dell.
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Something about RENTING porn gives me the heebies. Did the cases get a Chlorox wipe when they came back? *shudder*
Normally I’m an Equal Opportunity Porn Renter, but I have to say that, no, I would NOT buy or rent porn from this guy. He looks like he has sweaty palms and smells like gym socks. Bless his heart…
awww…that makes me feel a little sorry for jared. i’m sure, underneath it all, he’s really just a nice lonely guy.
Interesting thought.
To every new subscriber to my RSS , I will send a free digitally enhanced photo of me in a speedo.
Or a sandwich.
I’ve rented porn from this guy. All the videos were of fat guys eating sandwiches.
Does it come with any of Jared’s special sauce?
Hey there Leigh, Rickey has tagged you for the following meme. Act accordingly.
joeybear – he put a little of himself into every one.
rickey – gah!