last night i found a roach in my bathroom.
now, now. i haven’t seen one of those in my house since my old roommate left his stash out and the visiting cablevision repairman informed me “you know, it’s customary to get the cable guy high.” it might also explain why we got free HBO for the next six months.
no, sadly it was this kind of roach. and he was only slightly smaller.
but that’s ok, because i smoked him anyway. with this: