this week my daughter and i had a mother/daughter bonding day. she’s been bugging me for weeks about getting her nails done (she’s 11, by the way) and i had been stalling her until school was out. so this week, i finally relented and took her to the nail salon.
i was only there for her to get her nails done, but something got into me, and i came home looking like this:
don’t ask me what i was thinking, because typing is a real bitch now, and typically, i’m pretty low maintenance. aside from the bi-monthly visits to my colorist for highlights. and the occasional toni and guy haircut. and the veneers. and the surg… ok, never mind.
anyway, i thought a french manicure was a pretty respectable kind of thing, but apparently, it’s become the manicure of choice for strippers. a reporter conducted an “official” survey at a men’s club here in houston which showed a majority of strippers preferred the french manicure.
no mention of the preferred stripper pedicure, but i’m thinking it’s probably somewhere along these lines.
anyway, so now that i’ve got the nails, i’ve been feeling a little different. a little sassy. a little hotter. i’m exactly the same as i was before…only a little bit better.
don’t hate biatchez.
YEAH you are! But. The toes are making my skin crawl. I think if I had long toe nails like that and rolled over to my husband in bed he would probably leave the room screaming, thinking some kind of prehistoric beast was crawling in. The Snaggle-Toe-Asaurus.
My toes look sort of like those toes, but dirtier and more yellow. No, I don’t have them done.. I’m just too lazy to cut them. It helps with traction when you’re barefoot, anyway, especially if climbing a tree to escape an angry dog. I shimmy right up like a raccoon.
Those are some tough nails. I bet they give you ninja powers
brent – the nails have imparted some mysterious powers. i just haven’t figured out what they all are yet.
I don’t know, those toe nails would probably get you an extra couple of extra miles per hour in a free style swimming event.
All the better to unhook that bra during lap dance time! I mean, what’s a little hip dislocation now and again?
I love them and you are so hood!
Those toenails freak me out! I don’t think I could handle those. How would I wear my sneakers because Lord knows, chasing three kids around stripper shoes are out of the question.
You are SO hood. Love the new banner, by the way. Bad ASS.
the power of the nails is strong.
those toe nails looks positively scary….pretty but scary…but hey, i bet u can dig a hole with your legs real past or spear anyone who messes with u with a kick…nice.
just to clarify, i did NOT get my toes done.
Damn Leigh, you’re so hip.
Hooker nails, highlights in the hair, and a way bad-ass banner.
You have my vote for blog queen.
The main problem is, you didn’t get them long enough…length = power, dontcha know?
Dear God, woman! They won’t let you through airport security with those toenails!