my sweet blog friend erin is always on top of things. today she just sent me the following gossip.
it seems that while i’ve been singing his praises, my boyfriend, jason statham, was recently seen on a date with that skanky, george clooney cast-off, sarah larson.
jason, jason, jason. if picking up george’s sloppy seconds is the way you want to go, then i just don’t know if we have a future together. i’m really disappointed in you. look, i know you have a thing for brunettes, but this chick is not even hot.
let’s compare, shall we?
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look jason, i’m willing to forget this all happened. as long as you agree not to see her anymore. i’m even willing to consider going brunette, just for you. as long as you know the carpet won’t match the drapes.
Leigh Online 
Does she have some sort of congenital birth defect that causes a backbone to be running down the center of her chest?? WTF is that thing, anyway?? I’ll bet you could snap her in two with your big hooters. (Just watch out for her eyebrows. They look like they could draw blood if you get too close to them.)
bex – i was going to mention those two caterpillars running across her forehead, but i figured i’d just let the picture speak for itself.
“carpet won’t match the drapes,” LOL. I need to get out more, haven’t heard this expression before.
jeffrey – really? maybe i’m showing my age.
“carpet won’t match the drapes” if you go brunette? That’s awesome Leigh. You could do better than Statham anyhow, set your sights higher.
You definitely win this match-up Leigh!
okay, you’re WAY prettier than that harlot.
HelLLLO NURSE! Carpet matching drapes be damned.
That picture is terrible. I think Sarah is turning to Lindsay Lohan and Nichole Richie for diet advice. (although Sarah is pretty…she is still a “hooah”)
The “white jackie chan” (Jason) will move along quickly…nothing to see there–so why not throw your hat in the ring??
sully – aawww. jason is hot. if you think i need to move up, who would you suggest?
mark, mac – thanks you guys!!
heyjoe – so you think i’d look better as a brunette?
Is it just me or did it look like that poor girl’s chest deflated?
Well I have to say that I am partial to brunette’s, but I have no idea how you’d look as one. Does that mean you’re not a hot blonde? Hell no.
Yeah, but I heard she has a real interesting way of picking up tips. Even the small change.