master po: close your eyes. what do you hear?
young kwai: i hear the water, i hear the birds.
po: do you hear your own heartbeat?
frankly, i’m a little embarrassed for you. and not just because you are decidedly not chinese.
we all know thailand is the destination for those who may have slight proclivities for the *ahem* unusual, but being found naked in a hotel room with a rope around your neck AND your junk isn’t just a little sad, it also a lot creepy.
nothing like pulling a michael hutchence and offing yourself on accident and now your family is left to clean up all your freaky deaky dirty laundry.
plus your most famous contribution will be you’ve brought new meaning to the term “well hung.”