i got 99 problems but my pants ain’t one

since the recent influx of adult users to facebook, it has evolved from a way for school aged kids to dis and make fun of each other into a way for the rest of us to…well, dis and make fun of each other as well.

except in our case it’s not called cyber bullying, it’s called “reminiscing,” or posting your “old school” photos. but really it should be called, “how my fraternity brother still managed to eff my ass over 20 years later.”

case in point:


seriously, nothing says cool like kicking back spread eagle in your camoflauge parachute pants with a cold one on the dag nasty, scratchy, brady bunch, got-knows-what’s-been-*ahem*-spilled on it frathouse couch, and why the hell is the right end of the yellow couch brown?


plus you clash.

now, don’t get me wrong, i’ve liked me some fratboy on occasion, but with those pants this guy would have never been able to even get near me.

which is really odd because….i KNOW this person. and by KNOW i mean, i KNOW this person in the biblical sense, because this is actually the future mr. leighonline. although he probably wouldn’t have been if i had seen these pants first.

they say clothes make the man. thank god for brooks brothers.

7 thoughts on “i got 99 problems but my pants ain’t one

  1. Candice

    Well, be thankful for the pants. They probably single-handedly kept him from getting large amounts of ass back in the day.

    That’s kind of a good thing, right?

  2. heyjoe

    Yes indeed, you certainly did hit the jackpot. A pair of those black gloves with the fingers cut off would have really “made” this outfit.

  3. Sessie

    Maybe he was just getting dressed up for the annual “Mekong Delta” party. Joey love you long time.


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