the city of houston just spent millions of dollars increasing interstate 10 to an amazing 10 lanes wide total NOT including some extra lanes for HOV and toll traffic which haven’t even opened yet.
i was rejoicing this morning as i began my commute. it’s only about 30 miles, but driving from suburban houston into the galleria area can take well over an hour on a really bad day.
because all lanes were finally open, all i could think was “sweet! i should be there in less than 30 minutes.” ahhhh, thinking. that’s exactly what my problem is.
look people, we know the speed limit is….you know, i’m not really sure what it is.
AND i don’t freaking care!!! it’s 6am and if i want to go 80 mph (and believe me i do) it is not YOUR JOB to keep everyone going 65 or whatever the freaking hell the speed limit is!
there’s 5 freaking lanes. get your slow mofo-going-60 mph-ass over in the far right hand lane. lead, follow, or get the eff out of the way!!
i don’t consider myself a violent person, but this morning, i reallllly wish i had some of these:
rant over. that is all.
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