you know what amuses me most about traveling? it’s the little things.
i think i’ve discovered my dream job – translating foreign menus into english for the tourists. with me on the job, then the following would never happen:
i didn’t even know they were separated.
apparently in mexico when you get divorced you have to sit on a pile of warm refried beans and be covered in some chopped up broccoli. this may actually be preferable to the way it happens in the states, where they hand you your ass on a platter. and it’s hella cheaper too – only $100 bones, mexican.
plus, i’m not sure about you, but my “typical” breakfast never had anything remotely to do with chicken.
Leigh Online 
What is poached salmon? Trouser Trout?
I think all meals should involve some form of dead animal (although they do not necessarily have to suffer from a bad relationship).
Besides, steak is great for any meal.
That egg might be divorced but it sure as hell hasn’t been cooked! That’s what we, in the “farm” biz, like to call RAW. *shudder*
I once divorced a donkey after a crazy night in Tijuana. Don’t ask.
acorn king – i’m much less concerned about the divorce and much more concerned about the marriage.
This post was funny as hell and all the BS jam from the comments doesn’t hurt either.
Hmm very intersting lol!
Hmm very interesting lol!
Some things just get lost in the translation. But I tell you what, that’s the best ‘divorce’ bargain anywhere. I’d have sat in a pile of refried beans, wearing a sombrero made from petrified donkey crap, while Mexican tomato farmers pelted me with the days crop, just to see the look on the X’s face when Senor Lawyerman handed her the $100 divorce settlement.
Cheapest and tastiest divorce…ever.
LOL “I didn’t even know they were separated”. 🙂
I’m with Damon. That’s a hella lot cheaper than giving away a house every 10 years or so.
I used to separate eggs all the time. And dogs too. But not for breakfast.
The Eggs’ divorce has been hard on the children; the constant squabbling over which came first, the constant beatings, and the fact that in the entire marriage neither party has been laid more than once. This union was doomed from the start.
xox
WAM