geez! nag, nag, nag! what the hell is wrong with you people? can’t a girl get some much needed R&R without being harangued for not posting for a while?
it’s not like i haven’t been busy, what with not knowing where my next shower was coming from.
or worrying that i’ve picked up cholera because we’re still on a boil order, and in my comatose state at 5 a.m. i forgot to use bottled water to brush my teeth.
or the fact that the back cul-de-sac in our neighborhood continues it’s downward slide into a lord of the flies-like existence as it goes on day 19 of no power.
so yeah, it’s been an interesting few weeks.
i know you are all kinds of concerned, and i am very touched.
some of you were genuinely concerned about my welfare. to you i say, we are all fine, thank you so much for asking.
some of you were concerned about the fact that we had no water, not because of any eminent danger of dehydration, but mostly due to the downwind smell of unwashed texan wafting across the gulf of mexico into florida. to you i say, your momma’s so smelly, she has to sneak up on the bathwater.
and then some of you were just concerned that i wasn’t posting enough to your satisfaction. and to you i say, jackass. happy?